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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

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androgynousdouby:

The calm before the storm

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imightbemajin:

BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK
TIIMES INFINITY

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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deliverusfromevans:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

The blond one with the glasses though.

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pauljay:

randyliedtke:

Relaxing with a Bloody Mary

Recipe:

Ice, Bloody Mary Mix, Vodka, Footlong Sub, 4 Piece Fried Chicken, Peperoni Pizza, 2 Double Cheese Burgers, Another Bloody Mary, Onion Rings, Fries, Garlic Bread, Pickles, Olives, Onion, Lemon, Lime, Jalepeno

Another Bloody Mary

(via tvscripts)